written 2013. edited 22.11.2017
27.3.2016
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
phillester: dan
danhowell: i have awoken what seems to be the matter
phillester: i'm bored
danhowell: pretty sure you were all high-strung on stranger danger yesterday
phillester: nah i know your name now so it's fine
danhowell: oh
phillester: what
danhowell: nothing. would you like a story
phillester: yes please
danhowell: ok once there was a man named shit
phillester: i may or may not be regretting letting you tell the story now
danhowell: shit was very mean to people which is why he was called shit
phillester: idk what to say
phillester: did his parents like predict he was gonna be shit
danhowell: one day he met a girl called beauty
danhowell: shit hated her instantly because they were opposites
phillester: wow rude
danhowell: well anyways beauty goes up to shit and is like HI
danhowell: shit is like GTFO
phillester: why not beauty beat him up he's mean
danhowell: because beauty is a kind girl who didn't sought violence she was called beauty because she was beautiful inside and out
danhowell: anyway beauty was hurt and sad and stuff
phillester: "sad and stuff"
danhowell: and shit felt very bad so he went and apologised
danhowell: and being the wonderful person she is she forgives him
phillester: what happens next
danhowell: and soon shit turned over a new leaf and became not shit
phillester: "NOT SHIT" HSHSJHS
danhowell: and not shit and beauty lived happily and after
phillester: i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes
danhowell: if i have to suffer so do you
danhowell: i'm supposed to bring my brother to the vinyl store right now so i gtg
danhowell: i'll probably text you when i get back
phillester: bye then
YOU ARE READING
no homo howell™
Fanfictiondanhowell: I kinda wanna kiss you and let it turn into a make out sesh and end it with fucking you senseless danhowell: no homo tho © vaticancameos inspired by no homo (larry stylinson fanfic) this is very dramatic/cringeworthy because i wrote this...
