Max: There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas and your mind is mission's, no offense, a screw.
Goofy: None taken.
Max: Still whatever mess I land in who is always understanding nobody else but you.
Goofy: Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewilderin' and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
Max: Guzoonheit.
Goofy: thanks. Who deserves a a hero's trophy as we face each cat-a-strofee? Nobody else but you.
Both: No body else but you. It's just our luck were stuck together. No body else but you. It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
Max: So your jokes are all, let's face it, pre-historic.
Goofy: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
Both: But when life becomes distressin', who'll I be S.O.S'in?
Max: If your having trouble guessing, here's a clue though he seems intoxicated he's just highly animated and he's nobody else but.
Both: Nobody else but you we've turned into a true-blue duo hard times we've had a few.
Goofy: Like we're thrown in the drink.
Max: Like we're tossed outta town.
Both: But when I start to sink,then I'd rather go down with no body else but Y-O-U!
Goofy: (Gives max a kiss)
Max: Aww, dad.
