It started with a loud bang. Timber and I turned around and he died suddenly, being impaled by a spear though his stomach, the blood and acids from his stomach splattering all over me. The stench was horrifying and made my insides churn. Timber dropped to the ground with a loud thud, I go to let out a scream but suddenly a husky appeared and began to sing to me in a scream...
"IM A DOG AND I LIKE SOCKS, I LIKE SOCKS, IM A DOG.
I LIKE PLAYING WITH SOCKS FOR SOME REASON.
DON'T JUDGE ME!
DOGS DOGS DOGS
SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS
DOGS SOCKS DOGS
SOCKS DOGS SOCKS
PICK UP THE SOOOCCKKK
THENN THROW THE SOOOCCKKK
ILL CATCH THE SOCCCKKK
AND ILL BRING BACK THE SOOCCCKKKK
IM A DOG
I LIKE SOCKS
IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG IMADOGGY IMADOG
AND I LIKE SOCKS!"
He then threw up my sand chicken whom I loved and then impaled him too. So I stroked timbers face and licked his arm, my rainbow saliva healing him and bringing him back to life.
"Timber!"
I exclaimed with joy. He slowly sat up and screeched in my face like a bird, he then grew feathers, a break, some fins and a dolphin tail. I kicked him then he died. So I dragged his body away and buried it in the golden llama of legends pile of poo.
The husky nuzzled my arm, as if to say it was okay, I petted the husky then my mother dragged herself along by her arms as half of her body was missing.
"ANNALYCE YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT GIVE ME YOUR HEALED RETINA AND GIVE ME THAT LITTLE CHILD YOU STOLE FROM MY BUMHOLE!"
She screamed at me like a madwoman and I flinched.
"N-no mother he's mine!"
I hugged my bag and a baby called Fregly crawled out of it, once I saw that small childs face I smiled sweetly and began to dance abnormally, shouting in a high pitched voice.
"FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY FREGLY"
I then shot Fregly because he fell out of my bag and broke his neck.
It was quite an adventure, yes it all made me happy and gave me pleasure
