~ YOUR POV~
Your phone is ringing.
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD MEEEEEE...." The phone keeps ringing. Finally, you u pick up, the screen displaying Adam Salders good face. You stare at the picture. Sigh. You could get lost is his gorgeous deep yellow orbs or his dark grey locks. Will you ever be able to tell hime how you you feel?
"konichiwa" Asam sandler whispers in japanese.
"hwat" you rreply.
No. You can't tell him. Telling adamM about your feelings for him wouldn't do. why would adam ever care for a disgusting worm like yourself?
"Would like to go for a dates" sings he.
HWAATAT a date with? Adam sand??? yeas!!
"yep" You say politely . "that would be good and nice. But whenst are we going on a date? And where are going to meet? Do you want me to bring an offering for th-"
Adam sandler just hangs up.
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PORM - an adam sandler imagine
Spiritualporm (noun): a feeling of fulfilment and great joy. story completed in 2015 cover/description edited bitterly in 2016 and 2020
