PORM - an adam sandler imagine

chappy II

Adma sandler arrives at your house at exactly 4:46am. he doesnt even knowst your address what the fu

He does not knock on your door. Instead, he lets out three short, sharp shrieks. You jump down from the second story window on to your doorstep (half out of fright, half out of excitement), severely injuring your knees on impact. Ojh well. nobody really need s their knees for much anywayAy

"Hello little man" Adam sandler says smoothly, once he notcies you. you check your appearance in the mirror before promtly crawling on to your carpeted driveway.
Adam sandlers's cream coloured SHREK ALLSTAR SERIES 1 EDITION 4 station wagon is parked on top of your new car, completely crushing yours. How he managed to park his car directly on  top of yours is a mystery. Perhaps not all questions deserve answers.

You get in his cream coloured SHREK ALLSTAR SERIES 1 EDITION 4 station wagon.

For awhile, you drive in silence. You snek a glance at Adama Sand. In the 4:58am light, he looks... etheral. Like an angel. Something entirely other-worldly. His buttery soft black hair flows in the wind, like a bunch of shiny black snakes writhing around in a wild dance, his orange eyes glowing.

"Adam" you begin. I think -"

He puts on contry music.
"This is cool contry musi" you say.
As soon as the words leave your mouth the car comes to a stop. Youare surronded by at least five (5) frogs.
"Oh nope!" Anal sandpaper says. " we have got to get out of here!"
"What do we do??" You YELLEE
He does not respond. You wave your hand on his face.
"AMDA ASANDLER?? Hello are you eben alive????"
He apologises with all three of his hearts. "You need to leave the SHREK ALLSTAR SERIES 1 EDITION 4  now."

You obey. Unfortunately your seatbelt is jammed. Out of the coner of ur eye u see adam saldfetfheu running as far away as he can. He has left his $290 fedora in the front seat. You reachs out an grab it, and suddenly a button apers infront 0f u. it reads "MEME DATABASE". REAlising u r stuck and u have no choice, you press the button.

A/N: HA u dont know what hapens find out in chapsjsh 3 sonooon.pleas im beggin u i need to feed myt family