Entering da mootrikz

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by Extraordinary_Male

by Extraordinary_Male

So Neo was sleeping and he got a message on his computer and it waz like, "WAKE UP YOU STUPID IDIOT" and then it was like "THE MATRIX HAS YOU" and Neo was spooked. And then the thing was like "FOLLOW THE WHITE GIRL THAT LIKES PUMKIN SPICE MACHIATTO." Then there was a knock and Neo went to go see who it was. It was a bunch of people who were going to a club. and he gave them some kind of drive that had useless data with government stuff. So Neo went to a bar and this girl came up to him and was all liek, "hey, Im Trinity, we should get to know eachother better." and Neo was like "What the hell? Trinity who took down the IRS stuff noone needed or cared about. I thought you were a guy." Trinity started to cry and said "MOST GUYS DO!" and she ran off. Neo went home. He went to work and his boss was a dick and he was being mean. Neo wanted to kill him. Neo soon got a package from Fed-Ex. The I-phone 6s was in it. Neo was happy. BUT IT WASNT HIS! IT WAS MORPHEUS's!!!!
Morpheus traced his IP and told him to follow his instructions off a building and then agents found him and were like. "YOUR A HACKER! I WAS ON A KILLSTREAK AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG!"

Neo flipped them off and they let him go. Then Trinity came back with some blonde person. They made him get in the car and they told him to take off his shirt. He was like "Im not in the mood right now." But they insisted. He took off his shirt and this thing came out of his belly button.

They then took him to Morpheus. Morpheus took his Iphone 6s and kidnapped Neo. Morpheus was like "hey, wanna see the real world?" and Neo was liek "wot?"

Morpheus gave Neo 2 pills and Neo got high. They were then in the real world. Neo was like "LOL" and Morpheus had to do things to him and then he learned JEWJITSU and then he faught morpheus in kung fu stuff and then Morpheus said "You think thats air your breathing now?" and then Morpheus was kidnapped so Neo and Trinity went after him. and there was an agent guy and they ran until they got to a phone booth. Trinity and Morpheus got out but Neo didnt. So Neo and the agent got in a fight.

Neo was all like "PEW PEW" with his gun and Agent smith was all like "PEW PEW" and then Neo killed agent smith on a train and then he blocked a bunch of bullets and he was the one.

|THE END!!!!