One day my friend and I were sitting on a couch watching TV when suddenly I look over and see she's asleep. I go back to watching the TV. After a few minutes I hear her murmuring under her breath.
"I love you, I love you!!"
I was a little creeped out so I got up and left the room to go get some water.
When I came back she was still asleep but the murmuring had stopped. 'Thank god'
I once again, went back to watching TV.
I'm not even sure how long it was but I heard a moan coming from my friend. I was about to wake he up when suddenly... She says " Niall, I love you! I never want to lose you" .
Right away I knew what she was talking about. She has been obsessing over this guy. One direction and all of them...
If there's one thing I'm sure of though, is that I absolutely hate One Direction and everything about them is annoying.
So when I heard her say this I wanted to smack her with a pan.
I held back that thirsty temptation and took a sip of my water. I then realized what lethal weapon I held in my hands... A glass of ice cold water.
I held my glass right over her head... Tilted it till a steady stream...
Seconds later I hear...
"Lexie!! What the fuck was that for!! Dumping water.. I'm gonna... I'm all wet!!"
I burst out laughing, which was definitatly the wrong choice, right out of no where a towel whips me right in the face.
The smile vanishes from my mouth.
"What the hell!" I yell.
Now she's laughing her head off like theres no tomorrow.
I'm so pissed!! So then I yell at her, " you were having sex or something in you fucking sleep! Niall this and Niall that!! Blah blah blah... I love you Niall."
Her face got red and resembled a shocked monkey.
She didn't say anything for a while. I probably embarrassed her.
'Good' I thought ' let her be embarrassed, it was gross anyway'
She suddenly decides to speak up. " it's not like I don't here you moaning when you sleep!''
"What?!" I ask.
" yeah. Your always talking about Eddie. I let you sleep through those dreams cause I don't want to ruin them. But obviously you don't care much about ruining other people's dreams, cause you just ruined mine" she says in quite a bitchy tone.
I stare her down. "oh no you didn't!" I say back in her same tone. "I've been dating Eddie for years, so it shouldn't even matter!! But every fucking day your talking about One Direction and how amazing they are! Well welcome to reality but, honey your never gonna meet them and guess what they don't like you!!! And one more thing,it's time you stop drooling over some guys that are probably gay who would rather marry each other then date you!!!" I have to admit I got a little carried away there.
But if there's one thing anyone knows is not to insult me and my boyfriend. That's a BIG, and I mean BIG no no.
We have been dating for 2 and a half years, and the only problems we have between us are other people trying to mess us up.
We actually have a 'date' tonight. Really I'm just going over to his house but its not for another 3 hours.
Okay I realized I haven't properly introduced my friend yet, her name is sienna. We've been friends for a while. We are both 18. If you haven't figured out yet, we are pretty much living together.
The only major differences between us is that she has a tan and I don't. Oh wait no, the difference is that, she is obsessed with One Direction... And I'm... NOT.
However we have over come this and somehow managed to become best friends.
But as you can probably see, we do get into some nasty arguments.
That is when I am welcomed back into reality.
" are you even listening to me?!?" Sienna says.
"No of corse I'm not" I reply "I'm done hearing your excuses about your fantasies not working with Niall for today"
Once again I shut her up.
