Celebrity Life: Ep. 1: Where It All Begins

Script

(All the characters are standing in a line saying who they are)

Vincent : Hey I'm Vincent, I'm a singer/songwriter/actor/pianist/teacher.

Ashley : Hey I'm Ashley, I'm a teacher too.

Nora : Hey I'm Nora, I'm a retired singer.

Jonas : Hey I'm Jonas, I'm a mad git and a great athlete.

Calvin : Hey I'm Calvin and I'm the new Tony Hawk.

Chanel : Hey I'm Chanel and I'm Ms. World.

Naomi : Hey I'm Naomi and I'm a grand chef.

Connie : Hey I'm Connie and I'm a professor of hairdressing.

Aimee : Hey I'm Aimee and I'm a model.

Gordon : Hey I'm Gordon and if you break into concerts, you're DEADMEAT!

Wayne : Hey I'm Wayne and I'm extremely crazy.

Rusty : Hey I'm Rusty and I love chicken fillet rolls, yumm!

Ruby : Hey I'm Ruby and I'm a beauty.

Dave : Hey I'm Dave and I'm a classic DJ!

(The theme music starts)

(The scene shows Vincent talking to his girlfriend Ashley)

Vincent : Baby when can we get married?

Ashley : Ah honey, I just like to take it slow and do you not like taking it slow?

Vincent : No! I wish we got married, cause I love everything about you and I just think you're so perfect to be my wife.

Ashley : You're such a charmer cupcake.

Vincent : Hey but it's true!

Ashley : (Blush on her face)

(Jonas walks in to the kitchen)

Jonas : Hey what's going down?

Vincent : Ashley won't marry me.

Ashley : Now Vincent I didn't say I won't marry you, I just said it's better when we take it slow.

Jonas : Vincent I know you two will be married someday, cause can't you tell that she loves you as much as you love her?

Vincent : Yes I can.

(Thunder strikes outside and the rain starts)

Vincent : Ah fuck sake, the weather lied to me again! I'll fuckin' kill met eireann.

Ashley : Vincent why don't you join the weather team? Since you keep looking for more jobs?

Vincent : I'm afraid I can't baby, I didn't study physics back in school which is bullshit.

Jonas : Who cares da, just lie to them and then you have the job!

Vincent : I tried lying at other jobs before Jonas but all I did was get into more trouble. You see I was such a bad boy back in school that the only subject I was really interested in was music.

Ashley : Then how are you a maths teacher?

Vincent : Because I did honours maths, I didn't say I was crap at work in school?

(Calvin quickly comes in and clatters the door closed since the rain was extremely heavy)

Calvin : Mammy, I nearly got drenched out there, why didn't ya tell me this before I went to the skate park?