We Kidnapped Captain Levi! [Attack On Crack-Fic]

PANIC! IN THE BASEMENT!

"Why do they call them 'Panic! At the Disco'?" Lian asks to herself as she is locking the doors, and boarding up the windows. "Why must I only panic at a disco? Why not panic ALL THE TIME?!"

The current situation is what caused this question to arise, the current situation being that the military police were once again coming round the houses and this time with hounds...

And Levi and Sarah were still having their long-freakin-flashbacks.

"I swear, I better get an award or a cookie for doing this..." she grumbled to herself as she picked Sarah up and walked into the basement, leaning her against the wall before going back up and grabbed the back of Levi's chair and dragging him downstairs.

"I didn't think this through, did I?" Lian muttered to herself, wondering how she will cover the basement door with the rug and then place the table above it....

And suddenly, it came to her!
It was crazy, but crazy usually meant genius, right?

She quickly threw the bags of food down the stairs and got into position...

The plan?

It would probably be something crazy that Captain Jack Sparrow would come up with, and it would work!

After at least half an hour, everything was in position....

Lian went into the basement and shut the door behind her and then pulled the string attached. After hearing a loud BANG she was satisfied that the table had fallen in perfect place.

Yup, she had attached the table to the roof by a piece of string and nailed the rug to the legs so it would cover the hatch.

Crazy? Yes.

Stupid? Most definitely.

Possible? Apparently so.

Disclaimer; not actually tested. Don't try this at home. If you are curious enough to try it then do it at your friend's house or something.

Lian took a seat on Levi and waited for the pair to wake up when she remembered a very vital piece of information...

...it was impossible to get out of the basement from the basement.

Lian stood up and tried the door, and slumped against the stairs. She looked over at Sarah who was beginning to slide down the wall.

"Please don't fall..." she mumbled, shaking her head desperately. Sarah continued to slide along the walk.

"Please no..."

She fell.

Lian cringed and peeked out of one eye.
"...please don't wake up just yet..." she pleaded.

"...uhhh..."

"Damnit."

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Holy turtle, WHAT IS THIS?!A....a RECENT upload?HAS THIS EVER BEEN HEARD OF ON THIS CRACKFIC?!I THINK NOT! ...okay, it's recent when it comes to this!

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