This is my first time writing on wattpad, so I decided to use this video from Miles Guy on YouTube. I do not own sonic characters nor the video. Play video when you start reading.
Tails: Well.. 2015 is gonna suck.
Silver: What?! Why?!
Tails: Oh come on Silver! It's just another shitty year of a shitty generation! Nothing is gonna change.
Rouge: *pulls out Amy doll from hat*
Sonic: Maybe SEGA will make a game that isn't rushed bullshit this time.
Cream: I doubt it dude.
Sonic: Yeah me too.
Tails: 5...4...3...2...1
Silver: YAAAS!! Happy New Years bitches!
Tails: *sighs* Alright. Since it's New Years, obviously we have to come up with our resolutions.
Rouge: The hell are those?
Tails: Basically a promise you keep when a new year starts like you're gonna exercise more and you're gonna do all these good things, but you never do them and you give up after like two days of the fucking year.
Silver: My last years resolution was to be more FAB! And I acheived.
Sonic: Mine was to make a good game, but I failed.
Tails: Alright. Well fuck last years. This time, we're definitely gonna do them. If we don't so them, I'm gonna pay Cream twenty rings to kill the person who fails first.
Cream: Hells yes!
Tails: Sonic. We'll start with you.
Sonic: My resolution is to be more fast. Gotta go now! *breaks window and comes back* You know?
Tails: Yeah... Cream?
Cream: I'm gonna start trying on summoning Satan this year! He's cool! Haha
Tails: Ok...Shadow?
Shadow: *types*
*Silver's ringtone* (This cracks me up so much XD)
Silver: *reads message* My new years resolution is to be mute. I'm mute. Fuck you.
Tails: Why would you want to be mute?
Shadow: *types*
*Sliver's ringtone*
Silver: *reads message* Because I fucked your mom so hard, my vocal chords came through and slided out of her anus.
Cream: Ha!
Tails: *sighs* Silver?
Silver: I guess I should be more heroic. You know like I used to before I became fabulous. I'm still gonna be fabulous just trying to save lives, you know?
Tails: Rouge?
Rouge: Well darling. I'm gonna try to break the record of biggest tits! This whore got the largest which is why gonna get extra bigger than hers.
Tails: Rouge, that woman died. Didn't you hear it on the news?
Rouge: What?
Tails: Mrs. Chocolatefudgecakington. She died because he implants were so big they impaled her spine. It snapped and she died!
Rouge: Mmm.. Then I guess I'll just be a smarter person.
Tails: Me? Mmm...
Sonic: This is boring!
Tails: What?
Rouge: *talks quietly* Silver, your weave is in my face.
Sonic: How about instead of giving ourselves new years resolutions, we give each other resolutions!
Tails: Oh! That's interesting!
Silver: What?!
Tails: Silver. For at least a month, you must not go on your phone.
Silver: What?! Alright. Tails, for a month, you must not let out one cuss word.
Tails: Aw fuck!
Rouge: Shadow. All year, you must not play Sonic Boom.
Shadow: *types*
*silver's ringtone*
Silver: *reads message* Go fuck yourself, you plastic bitch.
Rouge: Hell no!
Silver: *still reading message* You must not pay attention to your tits for at least a month.
Rouge: I could do that.
Sonic: Cream, you must never act violent towards anyone for a whole year!
Cream: What?! Oh come on man! If someone pisses me off, I can't even break their nose?!
Sonic: Nope!
Cream: Well.. For a whole year, you mustn't go fast!
Everyone except Sonic, Cream and Shadow: *gasps*
Silver: Oh my god!
Sonic:..Deal.
Cream: *smirks*
Rouge, Silver, and Tails: *gasps*
*Silver's ringtone*
Silver: *reads message* Gasp.
Tails: You're really ready to give up going fast for a whole year?
Sonic: Well you not swearing for a whole month must be hard. So, me not going fast for a whole year is kinda balancing the difficulty. Ya know?
Tails: Oh fuck you! I don't swear that much!
Rouge: So it's sorted!
Tails: Yup.
~Moment of silence~
Tails: Nah. Fuck it.
Silver: *using phone* Yup.
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Tails and friends: New Years Resolutions
HumorCelebrating New Years with the Sonic characters? this will be hilarious!
