The New Doctor

Kids

House and Wilson were looking for another doctor for House's team after Cameron left .
" You have to hire someone , House "
" I know . I'll do it someday " The grumpy doctor told his friend
" Look at this resumé . Doctor Scarlet Martin , 23 , 2 specialities ; one in tropical diseases and she also is a pediatrician , she is fluent in French , Portuguese and Spanish . Has lived in Brasil for 2 years after graduating and now is back to the country " Said Wilson as he read the paper in her hand . " She will be here in 5 minutes "
" Whoa . She is a good one , let's see how she goes here . "
" You're trying to find a reason to not hire her ."
Then they saw a very beautiful young woman in the other side os the glass door , she had black hair and blue eyes and prefect features , she looked like a Barbie doll and made Cameron look like a bogey .
" She is hired . "
" What ? Because she is pretty ? "
" Yes . Because she could be a model but no . She is a doctor and a good one , she is the sexy nerd that every classroom have . "
" So you're hiring someone ? "
" Yes . But let's talk to her "
Then the girl knocked on the door and got into the room .
" Good afternoon " She said smiling widely
" Good afternoon " Said Wilson shaking her hand . House did not shake it when she offered , she only arched a perfectly defined eyebrow .
" So , do you know all this languages or just put it here because you're never going to speak them ? "
" Nope . Do you think that I would live in Brazil speaking English ? Are you kidding or just don't know geography? "
" Say something in Portuguese "
" Why ? "
" I find it sexy when they moan in other idioms "
" Really . I thought that you couldn't make they go to this stage giving your age , blue pills ? " Scarlet said smirking
" You know that after this comment your chances could be zero in normal job ? "
" Yep . But with this curriculum I can find a job anywhere "
" Good . Because this isn't a normal job . You're hired ."
" When do I start ? "
" a meningitis epidemic is overwhelming the Princeton area hospitals. And PPTH is full . So I think that you should start now ."
" OK. Where do I get a lab coat ?"
" Here " House says after trow his lab coat to her . " Use this , I don't need it anyway "
" You're weird . I liked you " Said the brunette as she got out of the room
" She is hot " Said Wilson
" Yep . And witty , liked her , she is a good pet " House answered
" You have crush ? " Said Wilson
" How old are you ? 12 ?" Said House.
Later that day House got a new patient and called all his team that were helping the hospital .
" Who is this ? " Chase asked Foreman .
" I heard that House hired another doctor . She is prettier than Cameron , and looks like a cute barbie doll . That's what I heard the nurses gossiping about "
" Hello . I am Scarlet Martin . You can call me with any of these names "
" Doctor Chase . Nice to meet you "
" Doctor Foreman . Nice to meet you "
" What a beautiful meeting I was going to cry but we have a new case . 12 year old , can't move her neck "
" Was she infected by the meningitis ? " Says Scarlett
" Nope . She would be dead at this point . It's something else " House said as he wrote the symptom in the board
" We can't make any conclusion without exams " Said Chase
" That's why your going to look from A to Z to every kind of disease that have the same symptoms " House told the other doctor
" What ?! There's a lot of diseases with this symptom . " Chase answered
" What do I do ? " Scarlet asked her boss
" You need to get a room for the girl "
" They won't give me any room with this epidemic meningitis in the air "
" Women nurses won't give you a room . Use you charms to get a room . Ask to the male or the lesbian doctors . You're going to have a room in seconds . You just need to open the first tree buttons of your shirt and they are like toys in your hands " Doctor Martin smirked before opening said buttons and messing her hair a little .
" I'm ready . Give me one hour " She left the office leaving the 3 male doctors speachless
" This is why I hired her " House say " I am so proud of the new duckling "
" Is she single ? " Chase asked
" Yep . And she is virgin " Said House .
" How do you know it ? " Foreman asked " That's in her Curriculum ? "
" No . She may be sexy but when she talks she shows a lot of innocence , she walked like a model when she was trying to be sexy not like a hooker, it works better when they show a little innocence but she is too much innocent . She never had any experience with the other gender " House said as a matter of fact
" Then she is off market because no man wants a virgin " Foreman replied .
" Nope . Most men like them innocent . It's sexy . By her curriculum she is a workaholic , she would never have time to any relationship . " Chase said
" Yes and you should go after the disease ... " House said while chase rolled his eyes
House had to convince Cuddy to let them work on this case while the epidemics was happening .

Scarlett asked for one of the male nurses if she could get a room ASAP for her pacient
" Sorry darling but we don't have any room now "
" Please can't you get only one room " She started pouting
" I don't know " Martin let her pen fall in the floor and bent down to get it showing off he cleavage
" I'm sure I can find a room for the girl " The wide eyed man said
" Thanks hun I won't forget your help " She blinked and went to the room . In the way to the room ready for a patient she went after House to tell him the news , not before fixing her shirt and pulling her hair in a ponytail
" House . I got a room "
" We can't do this at work . But if you want to go home with me... " he answered her
" Hahaha ... No , you've got your room . Now I have to go to the lab to run the exams . "
The girl was placed in the room and all the examinations were done . Nothing was found . No blood in her stomach , nothing .
" Come on ducklings . Any suggestions ? " House said as he played with his cane
" We've done every kind of test on her and nothing . She is healthy " Said Chase
" Yes . Her eyeballs were bleeding . But is normal " Foreman pointed out.
" What do you think hottie? " House asked Scarlet
" What about a pregnancy test ? " The blue eyed answered . " Yes . She is 12 and whatever . But she is always traveling with a team full of boys and I am more innocent then her . "
" Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura . Yes . That's it . Good guess hottie " House said
" The pregnancy with a fetus of an incompatible blood type led to the mother producing clotting factors which threatened her own life. " Scarlett said
" The treatment used will be the abortion of the fetus." House said " I need to prove it " He said limping out
" Whoa . This one is very ... Advanced " Chase said and Scarlet Laughed .
" You shouldn't be laughing at this . A pediatrician laughing about abortion ? " Foreman said
" But the fetus would be aborted in one way or another . She is 12 , I am pediatrician , I know that the body of a twelve year old girl isn't ready for carrying another child " Scarlet answered " And I laugh at everything. It's good to laugh even when you don't have a reason to "
" You should say it to our grumpy boss " Chase said as House got in the office
" What ? That you want my naked body ? " House said and Scarlet laughed " You have a cute laugh . Like a child "
" Nobody's perfect . And talking about child , what happened to our pregnant baby ? "
" She had an abortion "
" That's why they created condoms " Said Chase
" And the pill . If I were in her mother's shoes I would kill her " Said Scarlet
" Then it's good that you don't have kids " Foreman said
" I have a cat and I love him a lot , even thought he impregnated the neighbor's cat and now she is annoying me "
" What's his name " Chase asked
" Don't laugh at it . It's Gato "
" You have a Cat named Cat " House asked " Very creative . What's the name of your street ? Calle ? "
" Actually it's Baker Street "
" Hey . It's my street . You're stalking me " House said to the other doctor
" Nope . I live in an apartment . 221A Baker Street . "
" Shit . You're my neighbor "
" What ? "
" You bought the place ? Mrs. Fox sold it . You're lucky , I live in 221B"
" Hell you live next door "
" That's good . You can be my driver to work "
" Hell no "
" Good luck . You will need it " Foreman said