"TRYO!"
"TRIO!"
"TRYO!"
"TRIO!"
"Ai...What are you two talking about?" Spain asked, walking into the living room with a basket of tomatoes.
Brazil faced Spain. "Is it trio or try-o?"
"She says it's try-o," Helsinki pointed out.
"Because it is!" Brazil huffed.
"I think it's trio." Spain sighed. 'This is normal...' "Anyway, why is this important to you?"
"This is something that we've argumented about for awhile now," Helsinki said.
"Spain you traitor."
"He isn't a barrel!" Helsinki exclaimed. "But he does look like one..."
"Hey!"
"Lo sientos, España." Brazil smirked.
"He also looks like a tree," Helsinki stated.
"Nah...he's a barrel." Brazil nudged Helsinki.
"What are you two talking about?" Spain questioned.
Brazil turned to Helsinki. "Should I give it to him?"
Helsinki nodded.
Brazil smirked evilly then handed Spain a paper:
Trees are rapists
Bamboo are molesters
Bushes are bodyguards
Grass are emos
Flowers are punks
Rocks are goths
Buildings are mothers
Work are fathers
Ponds are murderers
Barrels are TRAITORS!!!!
Seeds are silent killers
Sponges are hoarders
Bumblebees are suicide bombers
"Now ya see what we mean."
"...Well, I can understand why you called me a barrel. Where is that from again?" Spain looked both of the girls in the eyes.
"PewDiePie." They smiled a genuine smile like nothing ever happened.
"I guess France would be a tree too." Spain added.
"So true!" Helsinki exclaimed.
Brazil huffed. "He's my 'brother'! Anyway, is it peecans or pecans?"
"Peecans. I swear-" Spain started.
Brazil whipped out her phone and called Moscow. "Hey, Ivy! Guess what?"
"What? I'm in the middle of helping Russia plan his world domination, so this better be good."
"It's peecans!" Brazil smiled.
"We are not starting that again!" Moscow hung up the phone on Brazil.
"Well then, I'm going back to harvesting mi tomates. Adios. I'll see you later." Spain backed out of the room before the girls had a chance to ask him more questions.
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True story. Hope you enjoyed! This was actually based off a real life situation between NenniG, miette227, and myself! Haha! I own Brazil, miette227 owns Moscow, and NenniG owns Helsinki~
