Marauder's Halloween

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It was Halloween night and dinner was just about to start. Dumbledore begins to speak.

"Tonight is a very momentous occasion. Halloween, is an important event that none of us should ever forget-"

And they wouldn't forget it. Because the main doors opened with a bang and in the entrance were four silhouettes striking a somewhat sexual pose. There was a cloud of smoke which lifted eventually to reveal four boys dressed in all black, all leather. Music began to play, it pounded throughout the hall and every other word was sexy or booty...

The four boys made their way forward and stood in front of each table for each house. The Head teacher was speechless and his mouth was hanging open.

Suddenly, each boys stepped on to the table and began to strut down catwalking and strutting their stuff.

On the gryffindor table was James Potywr with a bleach blonde wig on his head which, in fact, he was repeatedly whipping back and forth. On a closer look he had out in blue contacts. He was a legitimate barbie. Holy.

Girls across the table were screaming and shouting. "Come on barbie! Let's go party!" And he was twiling and jumping and damn- he was mighty fine.

On the Hufflepuff table was Sirius bloody black. He was wearing black, leather hotpants with (wait for it) nO shirt and suspenders. His black curl y hair bounced on his shoulders and made the girls and a couple of the guys to be honest sigh with pleasure.

"I'D DO THE FRICK FRACK WITH SIRIUS BLACK." someone shouts in the hall. The boy stops and turns around to see Professor Flitwick shouting. His winks and shakes his tush towards the ravenclaw table.

Here walks Remus Lupin. Slow, awkward and shy in just a flimsy pair of shorts that have "A S S" bejewelled on the back in multicoloured diamonds. But suddenly the song changes and so does he! He jumps on the table and screams at the top of his voice till he's raw.

And lastly, lying face down on the Slytherin table, is that weird rat guy. He's in a full Leather jumpsuit way too tight for him so that he bulges out of it. He's quiet and doesn't move and his whole body is red with embarrassment.

The music slowly dies out and Instead of a long shout if abuse and anger from the head teacher a clap begins leading to the loudest applaud ever heard all starting for Dumbledore himself.

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