So let me ask you dis. What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A nun in a revolving door.
Or a penguin in a revolving door.
What ever floats your boat.
Next, lets see what we can pull out of the hat...
Knock knock
Who's there?*
Lettuce
Lettuce who?*
Lettuce in, its cold out here!
Okay dat was reelly cheap. Fuck.
I can't think right now.
I think I need like an espresso or something, though I never actually had an espresso.
Jokes, JOKES!!! I need more jokes!!
If any one wants to you can ask me to put up jokes. ill put ur name at the end... If you actually put some thing up.
Well that's all I got for now. I'm fucking tired and I NEED FOOOD!!!! Someone give meh food!!
Anyway,
Bye!
~Eridan_MateSprit_1
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Book of Bad and Good Jokes
HumorJust a book of some cheap ass jokes that MAY make you crack up. Just saying.
