{ This first scene takes place at Gregory Mansion, the home of Lord Owen and Dame Jamie A whom are both the owners of this 20 acre plot of land. They have been unhappily married for 15 years~
~Jamie is at the piano playing his favourite tune, whilst his ever dramatic goddess of a husband is sprawled out on the sofa reading Black Butler~
Owen: *Sighs irritably* My darling will you please stop making so much noise I'm trying to read
~The Dame continues to play, oblivious to his husbands request~
Owen: Are you even listening to me you old trout?!
~Jamie continues playing~
Owen: DARLING!!
Jamie: *stops playing abruptly* I really wish you would stop moaning and just listen!
Owen: *Gets up and dramatically flounces over to the mirror* You never pay attention to me anymore -.- we used to sit and read together for hours now you cannot seem to tear yourself away from that...THING *points accusingly at the piano*
~Jamie continues to play~
Owen: I've had just about enough of you!
~Owen picks up his Bible and walks over to The Dame...just as he is about to carry out his malicious act his nephew walks in~
Luke: UNCLE...Aunty?....whatever form you have taken today
Owen: I have take a masculine form today darling, please continue
Luke: You cannot hit the Dame!
Owen: Oh can't I?!
~While Owen is distracted, Jamie grabs Owen's Bible from his hands and thwacks him across the head with it. Owen falls to the floor~
Jamie: That should shut him up for a while. I'm off for a bath
~Luke stands by the door in shock, as Jamie exits the room, leaving his husbands unconscious on the floor~
END OF PART ONE
