"OH MY GOD" say the passerby. "Who IS THE figure?!!?2"
"I AM THE ALPHA MEME" says the figur. the figure waveis there hand and BAM BADA BOOM POW DINGWOW the FRROOOOOOGS arw gone. "wowoowowow" yu say.
"we need 2to get ourt off here!!" says the ALPHA MEME.
"but ASAM SANDER!! what abot 'im?!"the ALPHA MEmE laughes and sayes "u will. see."
with dat in your brain, u head out of the building.
A/N: i smell like a mango today and that smells GOOD
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PORM - an adam sandler imagine
Spirituellesporm (noun): a feeling of fulfilment and great joy. story completed in 2015 cover/description edited bitterly in 2016 and 2020