My friend Toby is a Unicorn Ninja Turtle from Mars who can only speak in old cuss words. He is totally awesome and amazing, as well as radical, but can be hard to understand at first. It is about as hard to translate as Riddlish. He's bright green, got the personality of Matt Smith off Doctor Who, and likes to eat crayons because it makes his tongue turn weird colors, which he enjoys.
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Randomness
RandomThis is where I'm going to be posting all my random things on. They should either make you laugh, or they will be stuff Yall need to know about me and what's going on in my life, well, whatever you don't get from my poems in my other book.
