LOTR and The Hobbit randoms ( ft. HP)

Well, dont mind her...she's a pug

Frodo: Hey guys, where are the others?

Sam: I don't know, maybe their busy

Hermione: Hi Frodo and Sam, whats up?

Frodo: Oh were fine Mione, we are just waiting for Merry and Pippin..

* Pansy Parkinson suddenly enters *

Pansy: Well look who's here, the mudblood and her weird creature friends

Hermione: Parkinson, they have names, they are hobbits, and you, right now, has no business here so shove off..

Frodo: That Pansy looks like a..I don't know, she's not pretty, and how come that Draco Malfoy had liked her..

Pansy: Shut up you curly head humanoid!

Sam: Draco is better with Hermione..

Hermione: Sam stop...

Pansy: A pureblood never comes with mudblood!

Frodo: Hey? Have you ever read a fan fiction?

Pansy: No, and why would I?

Frodo: Its fun, it also have beauty tips to change that ugly face of yours...

Pansy: What?!

Frodo: Nothing, but can't you see? Draco and Hermione is the best! Have you read them, try to search this ' Dramione '.

Hermione: Frodo stop, me and Malfoy are not pair okay? He is my bestfriend's enemy..

Pansy: Well, Draco is still mine, you humanoid..

* Pansy storms off*

Hermione: Well don't mind her, she's a pug..

Done now! Hope you like this one! :)