Harry Potter//fob,p!atd,mcr,green day+

year 4

okay im really sorry cuz i promised crybabyway that i would update this 8 months ago and i never did im so sorry

emu wizards pov

this is such a goid drean im haveing. i love watchin lord volditre, his snake billie joe, and his henchmen mike firnt and jason white kill a innocent okd man.

that bitch probably had it xoming tbh

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abywayb the dream has long sinced oasses and now i am gesding to the worlid famous wuidditchhhhh match with fedora wixard snd his family plus #vegan #xvx #crossfit #straightedge wizard and afros wozard. also some hot guy and his dad are here tooo. i thonk tbe hot huys mame is like alsx or soemthinf.

so we all travel to this protal which is an old boot like okay but it tskes us to the match and LEEMME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO THAT MATCH WAS THE GREATES T THING I HAVE EVE R WITNESSED IN MY LIFE AND I HABE WOTNESSED SOME SHITTTT I AM PETE FUCKING WENTZ SON OF DAN AND PHIL WHO WERE MURDERED BY VOLDITRÉ A MAN I HAVE CONQUREED MANY A TIMESSSSSS 

so yeah in short it was a good match at least we all thought it was yntil it was found out that fedora wizard has a crush on the seeker of the one team jack. oh and also some evil dides totally attacked it and shot a chocolat milk carton into the sky the sign of Volditré but shit like that just happens some yimes and you just gotta learn to mive the fuck on and good back to your life which for me consisted of going yo school.

fesora wizards pov

well skiddikg bob diddly do i am sure am gla to be heading in back to school woth my bfffffffffffffffisls anf emu wizard.

yes there surw arw thigs money canf buy.

but not didloes money can always but some dilDos. dildo baggins of the shire haha moVie frAncHise crOs s oVer

anyho lets skip the whole train scene ciz thats boringer than my asshole when petes not recking it

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so theres this nee teacher at our school for defense against the dark srts cuz ray got fired for being all AWOOOOOO and wolfidh and hes kinda weird cuz he gotta a messed up eye but its okay. he tells us his name is nosaj. its a strange name but i let it go

wO w wowie headmatsr gabar just annoucend that our schiol woth some ither shooks that mo one really cares about will be comeprting in some tournament wow.

"pls welcim at theis time the pretty girls from ??? fuCk i think france or something ??"

thESE GIrls waltzEd in and dey be onE of the most beaitifkl things ive ever scene. except for petes dick but u already no how that is

anywho they are likw so gotgeous people are oassing out on the florr ((which really lowkey messes up their danceing but theyre so amzing it doesnt even phAse them ps its mot a ohase mom))

then their headmastaaaaaa ealks in with a rEALLY REALLY REALLY PRETTY girl but mo ome evens pays attention to her consider the headmassta is like towering ober every body - even frank the mideget half giant ! wowie wow wow. o love junie b jones what a good book series. uh i mean uh

"wow these ladies sure are hawtttttttttt anyway lets welcome somE OF yhese hot ass dudes from the mext school," gabar says, "im p sure all pf them have magnum dicks ayyyy"