When the girl had bird child....... BIRD CHILD WAS BORN WITH FEATHER EYELASHES.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO BIRD CHILD
And then he learned how to fly..........BY BLINKING
WHHHHHHHHHHHAT
And then one day........
"MOMMY", BIRD CHILD yelled, "I CAN FLY!"
"That's great honey", she said looking at her newspaper.
"ARE YOU LOOKING MOMMY?", he said looking over at the girl.....
Then he started falling to the earth..... dun dun dun