Don't Kiss Me, I'm Scared.

Chapter 1- Teddy

(A/N Ok, ok, I know what you must be thinking. "Who's this random author come to torture us with one of her terrible fanfictions?" Well, it's me, and I am a Canadian girl who goes by the name of mythicalasia. I know right, what kind of name is that?! Is she high???!!! Yes and no. To both of your questions. Now that I'm looking at this, it's a pretty long author's note. I'll quit boring you to death and get to the story now! Toodle-hoo for now~)
(P.S, there are no English swear words in this story. The translated words will be in **. Go Google translate them yourself, lazies!)

Reader (Not Gender Specific) x Modern! Snk (Shingekin no Kyojin/Attack on Titan)

Screams echoed through the air. Blood splattered all over the ground, and some nearby buildings. The air was thick with the scent of death. In the middle of all this chaos was a teddy bear. Nothing more, nothing less. It lay on the stone cold ground in a side alley. It looked like it had been through hell and back. The once shiny brown fur was matted with grime and blood, and the face was caked with another white substance that strangely looked like glue. The one black beady eye that remained was hanging out of its socket, and the other one, a red button, was fastened to the stuffed animal's head. The arms had seemingly random stitches all over them, and the legs were the same. In summary, the teddy was messed up.

But yet, it had this feeling to it that nobody could really put their finger on. A feeling of love. Even though the teddy looked like *cachu* it felt as though somebody had poured their life-long love and compassion into that bear, and in doing so, had inadvertently helped generations of a family stay sane. The latest owner of this teddy, however, had no such feelings of love and affection. (That's you, reader-kun!) And so, they had abandoned the teddy while running from the terrible beasts called titans. Though, running away didn't do them any good.

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Reader's Perspective
I woke up with a start. I...just had that dream again. The one about my family getting brutally murdered by titans. (A/N Yeah...sorry about that, but I figured that you guys having no family would make it easier for the story to flow along smoothly. So...sorrynotsorrybye!)

I shivered. It still gave me goosebumps just thinking about it. I checked my phone. 4:57. Great. I figured me going back to sleep would just result in more nightmares, so I decided to start training early for once. I headed quietly to the gymnasium, so I wouldn't wake anyone. I took a shower in the shower room, (duh) then started stretching.

First, I touched my hands to my toes, trying not to bend my knees. Afterwards, I did lots of arm, neck, and leg stretches, ending with me doing 4 jumping jacks. I was about to put my leg up onto the wall to stretch, but I suddenly got a semi-bright idea. What if, I could stretch both legs at the same time, while improving my flexibility? (You know what's coming, don't you?)

So, I carefully lowered my body to as far as I could go, then placed my hands on the floor. I braced myself, then spread my legs until thet were resting on the floor. My eyes widened as I realized that it didn't hurt. "Yes," I thought, "I'm doing the splits!" I stayed in that position for a few momemts, then I decided to start getting up. When I was about halfway up, I heard a noise behind me. I froze, then turned my head around slowly. I heard a wolf whistle, then a voice that said "Well well, what do we have here?"

Well, there you have it! Your first chapter of my first fanfic on Wattpad! I am sincerly sorry if it sucked, because I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I hope you at least enjoyed some of it, and leave some suggestions for me! This pretty much wraps up the story so far, so there you go! Also, please don't rage at me if I made a mistake. I'm only perfect, I'm not human! Er,reverse that. Anyways, hope you enjoyed, and I'll see all you beautiful people later! Toodles~