Isaac 'ßæ' Appel and Evan 'shitdick' Hilton were a match made in heaven, right next to Lithium Nick's elasticized anus. Together, they were more racist against bears than even redneck hunters in Montana that were double-fisting Winnie the Pooh. "Oh, my god! I want the Pooh!" Said Isaac, or Lithium. He was named Lithium because his dick was like a battery. Short, and always lying around when you don't want it. And so shitdick' and ßæ went on to fuck shit up. The end, my n****s.
