Chapter One

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I arrived at the swamp once again. This time I was staying for good. I wanna Mary Shrek. He's the one for me. I wanna be with his greenness forever and ever. Hopefully we'll eventually have some kidz too. I wanna fuck that green dick everyday. Mmm his sex is shrektastic.

Shrek emerged from the swamp as soon as I arrived. His naked body glistened with the brown murkey water. He farted and all the fish died immediately. That was so hot of him. I ripped my clothing off and threw myself into the swamp water with a splash. We made out passionately. Oooh Shrek can be so sexy... And so can his large green baby maker.

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