written 2013. edited 22.11.2017
17.9.2016
danisnotonfire added amazingphil
danisnotonfire added kickthepj
danisnotonfire: phil this is my friend pj
kickthepj: hey mate
amazingphil: nice to meet you
danisnotonfire: i hope you both can get along
amazingphil: is he an irl friend or
kickthepj: yes
amazingphil: oh
amazingphil: cool
danisnotonfire: okay so i thought i would introduce you two cuz you're both creative and funny and cool
kickthepj: oh you're creative too that's cool
kickthepj: poor little daniel here isn't creative
danisnotonfire: shut up i have a creative fashion sense unlike you
kickthepj: lying is a sin
amazingphil: is there anything between you two?
kickthepj: LMAO NO
danisnotonfire: definitely not
amazingphil: you sure
amazingphil: i don't want to be a third wheeler
danisnotonfire: of course not, look you can ask my friend issa
danisnotonfire added issa
issa: what the fuck do you want you stupid fucking bitch
amazingphil: OH MY GOD
danisnotonfire: well issa since you so politely asked my friend phil (amazingphil) doesn't believe me and pj aren't boyfriends
issa: oh phil
issa: ain't nobody wanna date a bitch named dan
danisnotonfire: heard you talkin shit
amazingphil: oh
amazingphil: sorry i was just curious
kickthepj: haha it's cool we get mistaken a lot it's a common misconception
amazingphil: i like your friend dan
issa: who me of course who can resist
kickthepj: as you can imagine, issa is the life of the party
issa: what do you mean life of the party i AM the party
amazingphil: we need to be friends immediately
issa: i love talking to my fans
danisnotonfire: issa please dhdhjsbsb
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no homo howell™
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