Ill start this off with some JohnKat thing. I was Karkat, BTW.
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CG: *Karkat laid on the floor, Sleeping peacefully*
EB: karkat
EB: wake up
EB: *pokes karkat in the face*
EB: we have a situation
CG: ...WHAAAAT...
EB: hi
CG: ...FUCK YOU.
CG: GOG DAMMIT, HOW DID YOU EVEN GET DUCK-TAPED TO ME.
EB: that's what i was about to ask you!
CG: ...GOOD FUCKING NIGHT, ASSHAT.
CG: *He closed his eyes again*
EB: waaaait help me get untaped!
CG: NOPE. FUCK YOU.
EB: i'll sing
CG: ...
EB: ill do it
CG: WHAT SONG.
EB: hmm...
CG: ...
EB: best of both worlds
EB: or...
EB: we are never getting back together
CG: NOPE! *He trys to shove John off*
EB: or boyfriend
EB: or
EB: GANGNAM STYYYYLE
CG: GET OFF, DAMMIT!
EB: im trying, dude
EB: get your sickle or something
CG: *Looks across the room. Right at the sickle. Across the room.* DAMMIT.
EB: we could like
EB: awkwardly scoot over there
CG: ...WHAT IF SOMEONE WALKS IN.
EB: lets just hope they don't
CG: ...ALRIGHT. *He slowly scoots to the sickle, flushing slightly*
EB: this is very uncomfortable
CG: NO SHIT.
EB: did you get the sickle
CG: ...WE ARNT EVEN HALF WAY THERE.
EB: uuugggh
EB: hurry
CG: DAMMIT, IM TRYING.
EB: i could sing to pass the time
CG: NOOOOOO! *SCOOTS CLOSER*
EB: hehe
EB: poor you
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!
CG: *Reaches the sickle and grabs it slightly*
EB: woooo!
CG: YEEEEES. OH GOG YESSSS.
EB: good job karkitty
CG: ...DONT CALL ME THAT.
EB: :(
CG: *He sliced through the duck tape*
EB: yaaay
EB: *prances around*
CG: *He gets up and sighs* DONT FUCKING PRANCE.
EB: *stops prancing* awww but whyyyy
EB: you're just too bitter
CG: ...JUST, FUCK OFF.
EB: *makes sad face*
EB: *mopes around*
CG: ...DAMMIT, DONT MOPE EITHER.
EB: *dramatically* WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
CG: I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, DAMMIT.
EB: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it has a heart
EB: <333
CG: ...NOT FOR YOU, ASSHAT.
EB: :|
EB: well than
EB: who
EB: is it dave
EB: its dave isnt it
EB: i knew it
EB: jade owes me $5
CG: NO, DAMMIT!
EB: uh huh
EB: suuuuuure
CG: NOT STRIDER!
CG: EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A FINE ASS.
EB: who then?
EB: you can tell me
EB: we're brooooos
CG: .....
CG: NO.
EB: pleeeeasseee?
EB: i won't tell anyone??
CG: ...NO
EB: its terezi isnt it
CG: NO.
EB: hmm
EB: jade?
EB: rose?
CG: NO.
CG: NOPE.
EB: tavros
CG: NO.
EB: sollux
CG: ...
EB: aha!
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAMMIT!
EB: don't worry, i won't tell anyone *smiles*
CG: ...ALRIGHT.
EB: sooo
EB: hey have you ever eaten ice cream
CG: ...NO. WHAT IS THIS ICE CREAM.
EB: whaaaaat.
EB: its heaven in a waffle cone
EB: come on, we're getting some
CG: ...ALRIGHT.
EB: woah woah, you're actualy cooperating?!
CG: WELL, ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING OPTION.
EB: that's true. *drags you to nearest baskin robins*
CG: *Ish dragged*
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EB: stay here. *goes off to get ice cream*
EB: *comes back with two huge ice cream cones and hands you one*
EB: eat it.
CG: ...ALRIGHT.
CG: *Noms into it* ..NOT BAD.
EB: heh
EB: you're welcome
CG: FUCK YOU.
CG: ((Oh Cod I have to go.... D:))
EB: ((byeee))
CG: ((Do you mind If i put this on Wattpad?))
EB: ((not at all))
CG: ((Thanks! Baaaaai))
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I Freakin Loved this RP. :D Ehhhehehe.
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