What You'll Need:
Two functioning legs.
Two Feet.
An upper body
Muscles.
Common Sense.
Shoes (optional)
Solid Surface.
Step 1: Gather Supplies
Step 2: Assemble the body
Step 3: Learn to walk
Step 4: Enjoy walking
If you're reading this, you could either be a really smart new-born baby, or a vegetable that somehow sucked in some supernatural powers and can read. There could be a slight possibility you could be a middle school student who just happens to be reading this. Today, you're going to learn how to walk.
I don't know about you, but I've always been told to put first things first. In this case, it would be to get supplies. Some say that you will need to go through many forests to get what is needed. The first object is really simple, yet complicated, to acquire. You will need to somehow build up leg muscles, in order to do that, you'll need to cross the Mississippi River twice, venture through New Mexico, and cross the American-Canadian border. Or you could just get two functioning legs that come with the muscles, you will also need two functioning feet, (They don't need to be perfect, just functioning.) Once you have these materials, make sure you have an upper body so you're not just two legs walking around.
What you'll need to do is put the two feet on a solid surface. If it's not solid, like wood, and it's more like gravel or sand, it will be harder for you to learn. Make sure that the two functioning legs are on top of the feet, if the legs are not on top of the feet, the outcome will be different than what was initially intended. Carefully place the upper body onto the legs, which should be on the feet, and match up the bones correctly.
Now that you have assembled the necessary parts into the correct order, it's time to learn how to actually walk. The first step is to use the newly acquired muscles to pick up one of the legs without using your hands. One of the feet should now be in the air waiting to be put down. Move the part of the leg below the knee forward and use the upper part of the leg to push down and place the foot on to the solid surface. Repeat this with the other leg, first, picking it up using the muscles in your leg, then using the part of the leg below the knee and move it forward, using the upper part of your leg push down, applying pressure to the foot. Continue repeating this process until you have reached your desired destination.
If you followed these steps correctly, then you should now know how to walk. With this newly acquired skill, you no longer have to crawl across floors and you can now go and explore the huge world ahead of you.
