HEY, ARE YOU ALWAYS STARED AT?
IN A BAD WAY?
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HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYONE!
Fran Creeps is not liable for any Derp-related injuries, crimes, and other stuff. Fran Creeps is not responsible if you get arrested, locked up in a mental institute, murdered, eaten, criticized, or hated. Fran Creeps is not responsible for your stupidity in using the Derp-ifier. Fran Creeps is afraid of racists, religous people, judgemental people, haters, and bullies.
