Welcome to Cat Food.
What?
My cat is sitting in a chair talking to me and saying "Welcome to Cat Food." What is that?
I must be dreaming.
"Oh, but your not. Frisbee is actually talking to you." Frisbee says.
I drop on the floor and cry loudly as my cat walks over to me and starts punching me in the face.
"OW That is not how I taught you to behave! Bad Boy!"
All of a sudden Frisbee starts singing Stole My Heart By One Direction. "SING WITH ME!" Frisbee says.
"NEVER!"
"I didn't want to do this, but now you have left me with no choice. He walks over to the knife block and grabs the sharpest one. Goodbye, Barbara.
