Potatoes are awesome! They eat pie, but only at night when nobody is awake. They also eat mice. So the next time when everyone is asleep look outside the window and you will see a coconut with a .50 desert eagle pistol shooting at pineapples holding a katana. .50 desert eagles are favored by most coconuts. Maybe it's how light they are, how small, maybe it's the accuracy. The coconut is holding the gun pointed at the pineapple and he fires. He presses the thingy on the gun and bullets come out flying like rockets and they hit the pineapple which makes a mushroom cloud!!!! The pineapples are the evil ones who attack the coconuts with katanas. The pineapples are the ones with the katanas not the coconuts they use guns. They fight all day and all night in a never ending battle for the sake of the world. But that's not important...they fight all day everyday. So if you close the blinds and walk down stairs to the kitchen you will see some lovely potatoes eating some pie. If you look closely you can see rat tails inside of some of their mouths. One lucky night I witnessed something extraordinary. It was by far the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed in my whole life time. I saw a potato peel off its skin and give it to another potato and while handing the skin off it said "I have peelings for you." How romantic! Now that's true dedication. Why can't humans or stupid fat tomatoes do something like that? Tomatoes are the complete opposites of potatoes. They are fat as where potatoes are slender and they are savages very dumb savages.
