Chapter 1 Midorima's Frog Plush

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Takao- Midorima I found your frog plush that you were looking for!

Kuroko- Frog Plush?

Kagami- pfffft he plays with plushes.

Aomine- I didn't except that.... XD

Midorima- -////-  It's my lucky item!!!! For cancer today!

Akashi- cancers lucky item for the day is actually a phone book Shintaro.

-epic silence-

Takao- is it really he made me hunt down a frog plush for his lucky item XD  I guess that mean he really loves frogs!

Kise- aw Midorimaicchi is embarrassed that he loves frogs.

Midorima- s....shut up I do not!

Kagami- hahaha that's so lame.

Kuroko- if have forgotten Kagami your still afraid of dogs..

Aomine- pfft this weird eyebrow idiot is scared of some dogs.

Kagami- fuck off Ahomine!

Akashi- I wouldn't be judging Shintaro or Kagami, Daiki your a big pervert that can't live without his disgusting magzines.

Momoi- .....

Aomine-.....

Midorima- TAKAO YOU STARTED THIS GIVE ME THAT FROG!

Takao- hahahahaha so you do admit to loving frogs.

Kuroko- he's got you there Midorima-kun.

Murasaikbara- *munches on chips* texting is such a bother...

Midorima- /////- I DONT LIKE FROGS TAKAO I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL HURT YOU IF YOU DONT GIVE MY LUCKY ITEM TO ME!!

Takao- but it isn't your lucky item so I don't have to :p

Kuroko- Takao you should run like right now

Kise- lol

Aomine- I think you stunned him into silence

Takao- wh-? (Why?) Kagagoqfrqhvajaust

Kagami- whoa is he okay?

Akashi- probably not and this is why we don't hide or hold onto his lucky items

Kuroko- I found Takao he's twitching I think he's dead.

Kagami- dear god Kuroko call the ambulance DONT JUST STAND THERE POKING HIM WITH YOUR FEET.

Kuroko- I'm calling them right now stop yelling at me.

Kise- and we thought Akashi was bad.....

Akashi-hmmmm?

Kise- I MEAN....NOTHING ....
AKASHICCHI IS A AWESOME CAPTAIN AND FRIEND!

Aomine- He's totally lieing threw his teeth.

Akashi- triple your training when you go back to your gym Daiki.

Aomine- Fuck....

Kuroko- Aomine-kun that language is unacceptable there's young people reading this.

Aomine- shut up your not my mom!

Kagami- lol

Kuroko- I never said I was..

Riko- KUROKO AND KAGAMI STOP MESSING AROUND, GET BACK TO TRAINING YOU LAZY IDOITS!

Kuroko- *disappears using misdirection*

Kagami- *curses* I'm coming first let me find my shadow that is trying to escape training!

Kise- lol good luck with that.

Midorima- it's unfortunate how all of you are out of your minds.

Aomine- look whose talking four eyes!

Midorima- why you-----

Akashi- ENOUGH! Both of you are equally out of your mind, this argument is petty and stupid. You preasents should know your place.

Midorima-......

Aomine-....... Your more insane then we are...

Akashi- Aomine I'll be seeing after your basketball practice. *snip snip*

Aomine- shit...

Kise- idiot.

Kastumastu- GET OFF YOUR PHONE KISE!

Kise- yes Senpai!!!

Kuroko- is it weird that this is normal to me now?

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