my Barbie started crying to me, she pleaded set me free
so I jumped up and down and stood my ground
I told her that she would always be stuck with me
when I told her this she took quite the fit, she told me that I would forget
I said save it girl your just a toy, I would much rather be playing with boys
her jaw dropped she called a cop who showed up on a flying mop
my Barbie started crying to me, she pleaded set me free
so I jumped up and down and stood my ground
I told that she would always be stuck with me
we started getting along until she picked up a thong
she flung it right at my face, I couldn’t believe it, such a disgrace
then to my surprise she pulled out a bong finally we were getting along
we started singing, but then I heard a ringing
lights were flashing, then we were dashing
we heard a ping and then a zing
my Barbie started crying to me, she pleaded set me free
I jumped up and down and stood my ground
but still the police would not set us free
-Karlee Dumont
