The Legend of Eitadi

Eitadi the Green Mimic

     One day in the marvelous Universe filled with birth and death lived a myriad of different beings. It was this Universe in which a miracle was about to take place. Pazdhi, the father of the miracle, was an honest and kind adventurer. On his adventures one day he met a lovely entity in which he fell in love with. Awkward enough though "she" was a Treasure Chest, ironically named, She. You all know how babies are made right, yeah he did those kinds of things with a treasure chest (so fucking gross right). So after several months of "expansion" She pooped out some "loot." The weird thing was that this loot was said miracle, a humanoid mimic. Pazdhi, being the only one with a brain in the relationship, named the mimic Eitadi. I bet this is the part where you think Pazdhi raises his son to be the best mimic he can be with lots of inspirational speeches and music, well you are dead wrong if you think that. Pazdhi is disgusted by his son and leaves. So from about 2 minutes from birth Eitadi is all alone and somehow teaches himself stuff. Let's skip somewhere close to where the adventure begins so you can get some back story but not too much to where there will be none left for the future books. Eitadi eventually learns how to use his mimic abilities and can transform into anything and copy the abilities of the thing he turns in to.
     Utilizing this amazing skill, Eitadi survives on sheer intellect that is developed throughout him...wait a minute. We never told you where exactly all this takes place huh...Well it's in a cave where She was located. To be more specific the lowermost point of the cave about 20-25m under sea level or something smart along those lines. Back to where we were though, Eitadi finds out about his origins and how his dead-beat daddy, Pazdhi, left him 2 minutes after birth. This angers the little ball of mimic-y (idk) goodness? I screwed that one up just ignore that line. Oh you might be worried about his friends, well he has none at this point so keep waiting. What's that? How is he getting all this information? Well dumb old Pazdhi built an archive in the cave full of books and for some retarded reason he put in one of the books that he is leaving his son out of disgust. Okay no more questions because this has to be a normal book about Eitadi and you guys are ruining it. Oh my bad, you guys (and girls) aren't even talking. So Eitadi is angry with his father and embarks on a JOURNEY to find him.
     Eitadi has no idea where Pazdhi is and he is all alone and it's obvious he isn't in the cave so for the first time in like a long time, Eitadi leaves the cave. It's super bright outside and Eitadi's eyes haven't adjusted yet so he's flipping out because it's the first time he's seen natural sunlight before (like most of you readers if you go outside or open that window). Now the world is visible and he is struck in awe by the beauty of the world beyond the cave. I think I should give the planet a name so I choose to name it....Planet Xybeez (don't try to pronounce that). So now his quest is to gain info on his father's whereabouts so he can go crush him. This is the beginning of his new adventure so I will close this part here and the next part will be his first adventure, Ciao!