Lion King (my way)

Chapter 8

Back in the Outlands, inside of the hyenas, lair, Banzai said, "(In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear) Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a week!"

"(laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time) Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh..." Ed laughed.

"(Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience) It's not funny, Ed." Banzai said.

"(Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth) BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!" Ed, just laughed.

(Inhales deeply)

"Hey, shut up!" Banzai said.

"AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!" Ed said.

"(Bares his teeth) Grrrrrr..." Banzai said.

(as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight)

"(Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively) Will you knock it off?" Shenzi said.

"(Ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up) Well, he started it!" Banzai said.

(It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]

"Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!" Shenzi said.

"(A string of drool dangles from his chin) Man, I hate dangling..." Banzai said.

"(Scoffs) Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint." Shenzi said.

(Ed nods idiotically]

"Man, I hate lions!" Banzai said.

"(Grumbles)So pushy..." Shenzi said.

"And hairy..." Banzai said.

"(Smiles) Stinky..." Shenzi said.

"(Grins) And man are they..." Banzai said.

(Elongated use of the 'u') U-GLY!" Banzai and Shenzi said at the same time.

(both laugh hysterically)

"Oh, surely lions are not all that bad." Scar said.

"Oh, Scar, it's just you" Banzai said.

"We were afraid it was somebody important." Shenzi said.

"Yeah, you know, like Mufasa." Banzai said.

"I see." Scar said.

"Now that's power." Banzai said.

"Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder." Shenzi said.

"Mufasa!" Banzai said.

"Ooooh! Do it again!" Shenzi said.

"Mufasa!" Banzai said.

"Ooooh!" Shenzi said.

"Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!" Banzai said.

"Ooooh!" Shenzi said.

(breaks into laughter)

"And it tingles me!" Shenzi said.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." Scar said.

"Now you Scar, I mean you're one of us I mean you're our pal." Banzai said.

"Oh, a life thing. He's not king, but he's still so proper" Shenzi said.

"Yeah, hey, did you bring anything to eat, Scar, oh, buddy, oh, buddy? Did you? Did you? Did you?" Banzai said.

"I don't think you really deserve this.(Showing a piece of zebra)" Scar said.

When Scar dropped the piece of zebera, hyenas ate it.

"What should we do? Kill Mufasa?" Banzai said.

continued on next chapter.