x BlingBling has logged on x (Jonghyun)
x DibbiDibbiDi has logged on x (Minho)
x Kaimin has logged on x (Taemin)
x KinkyLeeJinki has logged on x (Onew)
x CutieKey has logged on x (Kibum)
*Kaimin: Onew hyung, I swear if you don't change your name right now, I'm leaving... Earth.
*CutieKey: Dear Lord, same. I'm cringing.
*DibbiDibbiDi: For the love of everything sane, please change it.
*BlingBling: I like it. ;)... Jk that sh*t's gotta go. Like now.
*KinkyLeeJinki: 😂😂 I was gonna change it anyway, I just wanted to see how you guys would react to it.
x KinkyLeeJinki has changed their name to UltimateUmma x
*Kaimin: Tbh, I'm not sure which one is worse..
*BlingBling: The first one
*CutieKey: The first one by far.
*DibbiDibbiDi: Key, why is the group chat picture just a picture of you?
*UltimateUmma: I was wondering that myself.
*CutieKey: Cause I'm hot af, tf you mean?
*BlingBling: I mean he's not wrong..
*DibbiDibbiDi: Yo Jonghyun you're too gay to function.
*BlingBling: I don't remember that being what your mom said last night.
*UltimateUmma: Dude, I'm right here.
*BlingBling: I didn't mean you, mom. Even though I'd hit than in a heart beat. ;)
*CutieKey: "I'm leaving. I'm gone."~ Drake. I relate a lot right now.
*Kaimin: WAIT YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH MOM TOO NOW? I MEAN I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT KEY HYUNG, BUT UMMA TOO?!
*BlingBling: Wait babe, it isn't like that.
*DibbiDibbiDi: I'm the only one he ain't f*cking.
*CutieKey: It's cause we're hotter right?
*DibbiDibbiDi: No b*tch, it's cause I turned the fckboi down at least 8 times before he got the hint. I'm hot as sh*t, like have you seen these chocolate abs? Gtfo of here bro. ;)
*UltimateUmma: Well dam
*Kaimin: WHAT U MEAN IT ISNT LIKE THAT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS LIKE.
*BlingBling: WELL YOU CANT BE MAD AT ME. YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH KAI ALL THE TIME SO STFU.
*CutieKey: @Minho come say that to my face fam.
x DibbiDibbiDi has logged off x
x CutieKey has logged off x
*UltimateUmma: Watch, their just gonna end up doing each other. -.-
*BlingBling: SO HE'LL DO HIM BUT HE WONT DO ME TF?!
*Kaimin: LISTEN I ONLY CHEATED TWICE WITH KAI. YOU CHEAT ON ME ALL THE FACKIN TIME. THE ONLY REASON MY NAME IS KAIMIN IS BECAUSE I THINK WE'D BE CUTE, NOT CAUSE ITS REAL. BUT YOU DONT CARE SO BYE TF.
*BlingBling: WELL IF IT WOULD BE SO 'CUTE' THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOP ON HIS D*CK AND HOPE TF OFF MINE?
*Kaimin: I hate you.
x Kaimin has logged off x
*BlingBling: Sh*t! I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean it..
*UltimateUmma: I think I can hear him crying. Go apologize while you still can.
*BlingBling: Right
x BlingBling has logged off x
*UltimateUmma: Well that escalated quickly.
x UltimateUmma has logged off x
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A/N
I think I might make a quick one shot of the make up? Idk if y'all would want that though. But regardless, they will make up. I ship Taemin and Jonghyun super hard so they will make up. Lol xD All of this could've been avoided if JJong wasn't such a thottie. 😂 lol k bye.
~Ms. Marie 💙
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