My friend, Master, was a very open and amazingly good human alien. She is very happy with Bread, another amazingly good alien and me, Salad. Together we form Master Salad Bread! We have strange times together, like.. one time we ate ninja cat babies. Really good~. It was strange having chip juice but it was really tasty. We saw llamas as sheep and we ran up big down hill, it was fun!! I am a two legged person and I am proud! Also my boobs are like cushions which are good for Bread and Master. Master and I really like Breads mum! She is a nice human. The prostitute spat fire and had cheeky bum sex with a parsley orgy. Whenever Master, Salad and Bread hate other humans, we hide and go to Narnia and have Schnoodle Noodles there! YAS. Master wants to smell a leprechaun, I bet they smell like rainbows! Ooo!! I am always sniffing Bread.. Bread smells nice! We also need a microphone to read things and also drop bears are real! A Koala fell from a tree.. hehe.. I have very nice arm legs. And everything was lovely once again, wonderful, and then we went home ^-^
I also like two other humans, Mother Chicken and a new human.. um.. ill call this human.. Steven? (so Master tells me)
