My life sucks! YAY!

Hi there!!!

Hi my name is Mia I'm a twelve year old girl and basically my life sucks. I'm an Australian and I ride a kangaroo to school for all of you, uneducated British people out there, you can probably tell I'm socially awkward and yeah........... My best friends are Georgia, she goes to a different school to me but we went to the same primary school I miss her a lot, Ivy she is one of my most amazing besties she is crazy like me, Izzy she is pretty awesome and all but her soul is black aka Satan's spawn, Holly where the hell do I start? And who could forget the sass queen Emily. So you can yeah now read............. BYE!

16/11/15

Well today has been crap cause I had a HPE test it was about things and stuff *cough cough* PUBERTY! Well yeah it's going to happen sooner or later probs later, but moving on from that. My little sister, Lyla, asked what I want for Christmas I said I want boobs but that's not gunna happen. Lol at school we have a geography assessment and it's a poster on how to save water and I thought of a great way to save water............. To pee in the shower because each day in all your toilet flushes it takes up 12 litres so you should all pee in the shower. There are two types of people in the world people who pee in the shower and big ass liars. I also had math which was eww because I have dyslexia and it makes math really hard for me but anyway. There are some serious idiots in my class this boy he just ran into a chair and said I hurt my kidney, I mean that's pretty funny but last time I checked your kidneys were on the back of you............... To introduce some more people to you. My dad, Andrew, I love my parents there actually pretty cool and my mum Belinda. Lots of people at my age are always complaining about their parents but mine are really cool there pretty relaxed and always running me round. This afternoon I don't have anything to do but I have some ideas, skinny dipping in the pool, jumping of the veranda with plastic bag parachutes or pretend my dog is a wolf or even a pony so I can ride round on him, decisions are hard, but I will choose later. Onto something hilarious this guy in my classes his voice keeps on cracking its hilarious his name is Wyatt I think its unnatural to have an ego bigger than you are but whatever floats your boat.

17/11/15

Well I decided to go skinny dipping.................................. It was surprisingly easy my mum was working in the sewing room and she didn't notice so I went onto the veranda and I jumped of it into the sandpit in our backward got sexually attacked by my puppy Lewis I probably wasn't sexual but anyway then I went into the pool area and I got naked and plunged into the pool, it was fun until my neighbours that are always drunk and are big bogans started yelling at me because they thought I was a kangaroo drowning in the pool it was scary and quite funny. Well this afternoon we have our god sisters over we just call them our cousins though there Taylah and Makenzie but we just call them Tay and Kenzie, were watching the movie that me and Lyla watched last night it's so cute. But it also made me cry two times that's sorta sad......................................

Well anyway today I had my drama assignment it was awesome it went so well and I dunno this arvo I probably should set up a fake murder scene and watch my neighbours react, it's pretty funny last time I did I stuffed rubbish bags to make it look like there was a dead body in it !!! Today Ivy and I were just dancing around interacting with ransoms in class it was fun until I ran into a desk which are about up to my waist area (being short isn't fun sometimes) well anyway I hit my ladies also known as the VAGINA!!!!!!!! It hurt but at least I can laugh about it now!!!!!! Since it's my first year of high school I left some friends behind and some people who aren't friends such as SARAH I hate her guts so much there aren't even words for it since I am way better than her in every aspect of life ok let me bloody calm down. But I'm gunna leave because you expecially my bloody diary aren't the best of company so I'm just gunna sorta shove you under my pillow and yeah bye........