25.Commit beastiality only to realize later you're allergic to dog semen.
Hey well I guess she had it cumming ;) see what I did there?
Beastiality is sexual relations with an animal btw
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Dumb Ways To Die in Reality
HumorI look up the weirdest Internet stuff that includes weirdest and dumbest deaths so why not write about it maybe people will grow up now....maybe let's just live for now ^ These are all true stories *gasp* yep people like this actually exist. Death i...