So I'm super bored and this is the first day of summer vacation so I'm gonna make another part of this story yaaaay. I definitely entertained the perverted side of my mind soooooooo...
A young cat named Chris was patrolling Mexico City for animal drug lords. One day, a new type of item started to show up on the black markets and the young cat decided to buy some to analyze it. He bought some from one of the largest drug lords, Roberto the rabbit.
When he got back to his lab, he had his assistant, Felix, analyze the sample. The results were brought up to Chairman Meow, head of the Mexico City branch of the organization P.E.N.I.S. (Pussies Envisioning a New Industry Service).
"Chris, can you exprain the resurts of the anarysis," Chairman Meow asked.
"Of course, boss. This new drug is not a drug but microchips containing sensitive information on the organization The V.A.G.I.N.A. (The Very Angry Giant Indian-Negro Animals). These chips are 'coded online news devices of many systems' or CONDOMS for short."
"Interesting," Meow interjected. "What do you propose we do with these CONDOMS?"
"Well I believe that we can use them to our advantage. If we use the CONDOMS on our P.E.N.I.S., we can safely enter The V.A.G.I.N.A."
"But how can we use the CONDOMS since the whole of the P.E.N.I.S. is so large?"
Chris pondered this for a few moments. "If we are very careful when we can enter The V.A.G.I.N.A. with our P.E.N.I.S. without any CONDOMS."
Meow nodded.
"Or perhaps," Chris added, "Since The V.A.G.I.N.A. is so small we can use CONDOMS on them and then we can penetrate them with our P.E.N.I.S."
Meow nodded again, but paused when he thought of something else. "What if another P.E.N.I.S. uses CONDOMS to enter The V.A.G.I.N.A. before we can take away the Virginity?"
"We are after their Virginity?"
"All the P.E.N.I.S's want The V.A.G.I.N.A.'s Virginity. I think that with CONDOMS we can be safer when we enter them, even if we are larger than the other P.E.N.I.S's."
Chris was dismissed after Meow decided to use the CONDOMS. He knew that this was the end of his drug patrolling era.
When Chris was gone, Meow turned towards to his computer and pulled up the link to the giant evil green gummy bears.
"I have done what you asked," he told them.
The leader said, "Good Meow. We are already in The V.A.G.I.N.A. and are waiting for your large P.E.N.I.S. to enter with the many CONDOMS you have. Do not pull out of this mission, or their Virginity won't be yours. You can keep the Virginty but we want to keep the CONDOMS."
Meow sighed, "It is done."
Sooooooooooooooooo heh heh heh perversion. This was supposed to be about a Mexican cat stopping drug traffikers, but then it turned into some perverted joke. Hope you enjoyed it all, tell me if you want more of the P.E.N.I.S. lol <3
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HumorThis is a story I wrote as a joke. I can actually write better than this but I was having fun #YOLO
