Daddy Jones

introduction

Ok so Once Upon A Time (pun not intended) there was a couple, they were Snow White and Prince Charming, or Prince James, actually his real name is David which is actually his cursed name but idk anymore...............................................ANYWAYS, they had unprotected sex and gave birth to a girl that they named Emma, who would grow up to be the savior and fight dragons and shit. All because the Evil Queen decided to curse EVERYONE and make them live crappy lives. SO, Snow White choosed to do the best thing and stuffed her child in a tree because Snow White has better parenting skills than you.

16 years later Emma meets a random guy and has secks w/ him but the random guy runs away and so pregnant Emma goes to jail. After that Emma gives up for adoption. 10 years later that baby comes back w/ the name Henry and says that Emma is the saviour and she needs to break the curse. After a full season of believing in herself, Emma broke the curse and fought dragons and shit.

ok then magic came to this world and the family tree became fucked up like the wicked bitch, excuse me, I mean witch of the west is sisters w/ the evil queen and Peter Pan is Rumplestilskin's father. Honestly idk anymore. Then Frozen came and left not really evaluating the series' story and Snow got knocked up again and Regina found new love and the stranger died as a "hero" and Emma got like a fuck ton of bfs but they all died and Henry became the author. JFC there's so much for only 4 and a half seasons.