Tampon?

One Shot Story.

Disclaimer : I do NOT own twilight, Sadly it belongs to the great SM.

Bellas P.O.V.

I finally figured out what Edward was!

How could I have not seen this before! I sighed. Today I was going to confront him, and make him spill. I didn't think these type of creatures existed... Only in one form of course...

I pulled my truck into the parking lot, and let its raging roar calm down after I turned the engine off. I took a deep breath and stumbled out of my truck and slammed the door. A couple of heads turned in my direction, confused, but only for a few seconds before turning back to their conversation.

I walked passed Edward, praying that I wouldn't fall. He picked up quickly and followed me into the deep woods. I kept breathing rapidly. My heart was beating out of my chest. I wasn't scared of course, it was the tension that was rising.

Eventually I found myself in the woods with Edward. Alone.

He walked up behind me.

"Your thin, pale white and you suck blood" I shivered as his cool breath fanned across my back.

He didn't respond.

"I know what you are" I whispered.

"Say it. Out loud" He said, his voice strong and firm. "Say it" he repeated.

I sucked in one more breath.

"A-a" I stuttered.

"Say it!" He repeated, once again.

"A tampon" I whispered.

"Are you afr- Wait what?" He asked me, confused.

"Your a tampon?"

"No i'm a vampire!" he sighed covering his face.

My face flushed a bright red, "Oh"

Suddenly he sniffed the air, "I can smell... blood..." he whispered. Oh no...

My period.

I turned towards him. His eyes turned black.

Oh shit.

"I'm soo sorry Edward..." I whispered, so quickly I don't think he understood.

Without warning he leaped on top of me, teeth bared.

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I woke up out of my weird dream, sweat pumping down my forehead.

"Bella?" Edward asked, his arm uncurled from around my shoulders.

"Just a n-n-night m-mare" I stuttered.

"One about Tampons?" He asked, confused.

"Ha Ha Ha..." I said, awkwardly without humor.