Fairy Romances

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL. HIRO MASHIMA DOES. THIS STORY IS POSTED IN FANFICTION.NET UNDER THE AUTHOR heartoftheearth-- W/C IS ME.

TO THOSE WHO ARE FANS OF FAIRY TAIL, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. AND TO THOSE WHO AREN'T THEN YOU SHOULD WATCH AND/OR READ FAIRY TAIL ANIME/MANGA. ONE OF MY FAVORITE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. ^_^

SO HERE'S CHAPTER 1:

It was nearing evening and it was raining cats and dogs. Every houses and shops in the city of Magnolia were close. The only sound that can be heard outside were the heavy down pour of the rain and the loud cracks of thunder. But somewhere along the streets, someone was on it's way to the famous guild known for it's powerful mages, Fairy Tail.

Everyone inside the guild was bored to death because of the gloomy rain outside. Lucy was on the bar reading a book but soon closed it because she found it boring. She was shock that she found that book boring. All books were not boring for her but not today. The guild was so silent. It seems like no one has the energy to talk nor laugh.

"What would you call the apple mix with pizza?" Natsu asked all of a sudden. But no one answered. "It was 'PIZZAPPLE'!" he answered then laugh his heart out. "Why aren't you laughing? That was the funniest joke I composed." He said as a matter of fact. Everyone in the guild sweatdropped because of what he said.

Natsu couldn't take the silence anymore. "AAAHHHH! JUVIA STOP THIS FUCKING DAMN RAIN!" he roared.

The said woman who was ogling at Gray a while ago popped a vein in the forehead.

"Juvia didn't make this rain! Juvia doesn't feel gloomy today!" the rain woman defended. "besides How can Juvia feel gloomy when Gray-sama look so hot today" then her eyes become heart shape and she was literally drooling over Gray who was wearing nothing but a black short.

And Gray just noticed it. "AHH! Where are my clothes!?"

Lucy sweatdropped again at Gray. And Juvia just kept staring at her Gray-sama with full admiration of his –ahem—hot body!

"DAMN IT! I want to go and do a big job!" Natsu roared again.

"Will you shut up, Flame head! No one was stopping you from doing a job. Why don't you just go and give us some peace and quiet!"said the annoyed Gray

"What did you say, Ice Prick!" Natsu said angrily.

'Here they go again!' Lucy thought to herself and she sweatdropped for the third time.

"You wanna go at it, Slanty eyes!" Gray challenged Natsu.

Natsu and Gray were facing each other with their forehead touching and they were glaring daggers at each other.

"I'm in a bad mood today, droppy eyes!" Natsu growled lowly.

"So am I, Fire breath!"

Then they keep throwing curses at each other –ahem- shall I say names at each other. Then Elfman suddenly stood up and shouted rather loudly "MEN TALK WITH THEIR FISTS!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Natsu and Gray both said then Elfman was punched by them sending him flying to Erza who was eating her favorite strawberry cake that was now thown in the floor and was stepped by Elfman when he stood up and attacked Natsu and Gray.

Mirajane saw what happen offered another slice of strawberry cake for Erza to save his beloved little brother from her wrath. Erza smiled at Mirajane and accepted the strawberry cake with a smile. Mirajane heaved a relieve sigh.

There was a riot now in the guild. Chairs and tables were practically flying everywhere. Lucy and Levy were hiding in one of the large posts of the guild.