We all been in this situation, especially when you get older you become more attracted to dog food everyday.
Some people go really far and hide dog food in their closets or under their beds, 79% have left their families to move to Australia.
Now let me introduce you all to Karen, Karen used to be addicted to dog food and when her mother found out, their relationship went from hundred to zero real quick.
'I knew i was addicted, i was about to stop and once my mom walked in', she confessed.
Her mother currently lives in China to be as far away as possible.
This could happen to you, don't go too far!
Well we all tried this once,
it's not that bad when you try it once or twice, don't worry, really.
Now let's talk about how to protect that relationship with your mommy.
Imagine your mom walking in and shouting and crying while seeing you chewing on a bone, what would you do?
What all of us probably do is scream and jump out of the window and then be alone forever but yes, it is possible to come away with this.
Ask her if she wants some, if she likes it... happily ever after, if she dislikes it... good luck with your life.
:)
Authors note: Everyone... this is all just a joke, hope y'all understand haha! Bye now.
(This was just the first chapter;))
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