This book might make you wee yourself
This book is based on a real event!
Oh and don't forget to spot the poo jokes!
To save embarsment no names included!O:-)
There once was a couple , who decided to go on a romantic meal
It was actually a bit of a smelly mess... (literally)
As the trumped couple ventured into the five star pantsy restaurant, they found themselves a table and shat down. When the waiter came over he welcomed them to the Shitty Pig Restaurant, wished them a crappy day and asked them for their order, the man decided on the vindi-poo and the woman chose the macaroni- wees.
After finishing their relax-ative meal, it was time to order dessert and they finally agreed on the apple turd-over for (number) two.
It was then that the smell began to spread and this was not the smell of apple turd over, oh no this was the sweet smell of shit! This restaurant is beginning to smell complained the woman perhaps we should move? Butt as the man stood it was then that the source of the smell was discovered, the massive muddy,brown stain spreading to cover what was left of his trousers!
I think we should go... Yeeaahh!
However still needing to pay they returned to their table and shat back down in embarsment waiting for the cheque
She frumped and he trump whistle the waiter went through
.100 bottles of bleech
.2 packets of baby wipes
10 disentagrsted mops to clean up
