Good Morning, Sluts

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"Oh Chad I'm so happy you've decided to love me and only me!" shouted Chanel to her boyfriend Chad Bradwell. "Me too baby girl, I love you and this is how it's going to be forever " he said romantically before kissing her soft pink lips. "Good Morning Chanel" said Chad Bradwell. "Chad.. What are you saying?" she said in utter confusion. "CHANEL" shouted the voice. Chanel then jerked up from her bed as she is startled by the shouting. She wakes up from her dream to find her three minions standing over her bed. "Good Morning Sluts" she says with an evil smirk on her face. Now, enough of me narrating the story. Bye Sluts.

"Good Morning Sluts" I say to the idiot bitches standing over my designer bed my daddy bought me when he went to Paris. I then get out of my bed and waited as my minions pick out what I wear. See, I'm too much of a queen to do that, OBVI I'm president of Kappa Kappa Tou and probably will most likely be a FOX Network Newscaster before any of them. "Limited Edition Pink Chanel Paris bag?" said Chanel number three. "Hmmm no, that's so Summer 2014 NEXT!" I shouted. "Designer Plush Dress?" asked Chanel number five. "NO! You suck at dressing yourself so why, just WHY would I take your dumb advice? NEXT!" I exclaimed. "Ariana Grande Mac Lipstick" asked Chanel number two. "Yess, I love it, I'm so glad to have you you're not as much of a dumb idiot bitch like your fellow dumb idiot bitches" I say sarcastically. Oh wait, how dare I not introduce these sluts. These are all my rich idiot weirdo minions. I have to train these bitches to understand that when I leave and become a FOX network Newscaster that the next President HAS to fit the mold. Especially after the passing of last year's Kappa President. How did she die? Well that bitch deserved to die. She simply died from a spray tanning that was well, filled with acid that burned her flesh straight off her bones. It was tragic, but at least I'm Kappa President now. No regrets.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 14, 2015 ⏰

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