Insanity (Derp Ssundee Horror Story)

Kill Two Birds With One Giant Stone

Solitary confinement... Fun. It's too quiet here. This is your fault. How is it my fault!? I told you not to let him in you idiot! Oh yeah...sorry. You better be! Now, when we get out of here you need to work very hard on earning Jesse's trust. Alright? How do I do that? Simple, just follow the schedule and talk to him, let him talk and listen. Oh, okay. Sounds easy enough! That's the spirit. Now be quiet, I think the nurse is coming! Right!

I sit quietly in the small room till I hear the door unlocking, the nurse opening it with a grin. "Wipe that grin off you're crayola filled face before I do it for you." She frowns at that comment.

I quickly rush out before she thinks about putting me in that room for the night. Looking at the clock on the wall I see it's supper time.

~3 weeks later~

This is pretty easy. Wake up, breakfast and talk with Jesse, watch some TV with Jesse, play a few card and board games with Jesse, Lunch and talk with Jesse, pretend to take that discusting medicine, try to read a book...key word try, run around the halls with Jesse, annoy the nurse at the front desk with Jesse, Supper and talk with Jesse, have visit time with my brother every like two days, and last but not least Bedtime. I repeated that for a few weeks and I'm sure he trusts me! Which is a big mistake for him. You know, you were right this is fun! And...I've been thinking. You!? We're thinking? I can't believe that you were thinking on your own. Well believe it! And I've decided that I do want to stay. Good choice. Why thank you.

I put the book down that I was reading, well trying to read and get up, looking at the clock I notice it's the exact time to go out and run around halls with Jesse. I love doing that because the nurses hate it, and I hate them. Rushing out the door, I'm ready to look for Jesse, but unfortunately I bump into someone.

That's not part of the schedule...

"Hello Pizza!" I hear the annoying voice of Merp.

I sigh before walking away from her, towards Jesse's room. But of course she follows me.

"Hey Pizza wanna play a game!? I love playing games they are so fun and they make me happy and when I win I get candy and I love candy! Sometimes I get chocolate or Lollypops or toffee! I LOVE toffee! It rhymes with Coffee!" She continues to ramble on.

"Will you ever shut up!?" I yell, turning around to face her.

"Play a game with me!" She says excitedly.

I sigh, "Fine, you want to play a game? This game is called don't get caught, okay?" I start to explain.

Merp jumps up and down in excitement, "How do I play? How do I play!?"

"Easy, go to the kitchen and find me a knife, the challenge is to bring it to me without being caught." I say trying to be quiet so none of the nurses hear me.

Merp nods her head quickly before running off like a crazy person, who am I kidding! She IS a crazy person.

Well, I have a weapon on the way now. All I need to do is plan out where and how. Great, tell me when you think of something. You are so helpful. I know I am, you're so lucky to have me. ...

On the way to Jesse's room I go past the door to the fenced-in backyard, the others already outside. I look back just in time to see Jesse come out of his room.

"Jesse!" I yell down the hall, I hear a nurse sigh angrily.

"Hi Derp! Ready to run screaming down the halls, because I am!" He yells, throwing his hands in the air at the end.