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I laugh and drink more grape wine. My boyfriend luke laughs and grabs my ass. "Ayyy go get some!" Yells my friend destiny. I glare and luke grabs my hand."please bb please???!!" I sigh and since im drunk I said yes. Next thing I know im upstairs on the bed. I glare at luke who is slowly taking his shirt off. "Teaser" I say and he smirks "impatient I see" I nod and he licks my neck. I moan and he laughs and takes my shirt off "godammit more work" he un clips my bra and takes my boobs and squeezes them. He next smiles "now for the fun" he pratically rips my pants off. I shiver at the sudden breeze "oh cold are ya.... well be warmed up in a min" I glare "well hurry before im an ice cube" he nods "will do" next thing I know were both naked. Next he holds up a finger and you know what happens. Next we have oral sex. Then we start makin the babies. (Lol). When were done we get dressed and go downstairs. "BETTER OF USED PROTECTION AND NEXT TIME QUIET DOWN IM PRETTY SURE THAT CHINA COULD HEAR THAT" my very obnoxious friend yells. (But I love herr no homo) "ooops knew I forgot something" luke said. I see some guy with destiny. "Whos he?" I ask and she laughs nervously "uhhhhmmm" I glare "destiny tell me" she rolls her eyes "k mom, his names ♡ Brandon ♡" he smiles shyly and kissed her cheek.haha my turn "GO GET SOME!! Also ummm use pretection! And go get checked bruh! " she glares "you didnt" " oh but I did" luke smirks "hey lets leave them two be" I nod and suddenly get an urge to puke. He leads me to the bathroom and I puke out some weird purple stuff and......glitter? When did I eat glitter? I hear a moan "SHES GETTIN SOME" I yell while puking. I go see a doctor and guess wha! " IM PREGNANT" luke give me the wtf face "YEY" he yells smiling "WE GONNA MAKE SOME MORE" I blushed and a weird drunk guy yells "I LOVE THE BABIES AND THE BABIES MAMAS" I laugh and the weird guy slaps my ass "OH HELL NAH" luke yells and ninja slaps the guy and then breaks the weird guys nose and dick. He drops in pain then I randomly lay down on the cake and fall asleep. (Haha random cake ) I wake up and see luke cuddled on me. I have to pee. "Move bum" he groans "nooo" i smirk "unless you want me piss on u" he groans "your lucky this is my new shirt" I get up and walk past dest and brandon cuddled up. I go pee then my head starts hurting. "UHHHGG HANGOVER" I yell and luke shows up like a ghost with advil. "Thanks what happened yesturday" he looks nervously "uuuhhhwekindahadsex" I nod "cool then" and relise dest had sex too "SHE GOT SOME BUT MINE WAS BETTER CUZ IM PREGNANT......wait what" luke laughs "well at least im da baby daddy" (END OF STORY I MIGHT MAKE A PART TWO )

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 15, 2015 ⏰

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