Teacher: I'm going to have to call your mom
Me: Good luck I've been trying to do that for years
Teacher: What?
Me: What
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
