DA SCRIST (CreepyPasta Parody)

Chappie 1

larre was a boy who licked to walks arond all da tim lik waw. 1 dey larre was masterbootin ti lacked picz ov ur face who iz a actress dait iz namd larre is touchkin is' wee wee to ur nakd facex dum dum. Anywey larrez frend "liquashia" sed eey larre Cum ere' den larre sed ok and walkinz owt naked after masterbootin cuz e' waznt red e 2 stop tuggin is' wee wee (amirite fam) larre was toldz 2 goinz in2 a village hoyse wre a guyz commited a suidiedrd and seed it was haunts but probabl just somthing in mi eye? larre was nit scurried bi da haunt howse. we wlk in dear hoose fro da door. he sawded an ghist so gotzded spoopied by da moonsti in hiss feces. he wlkded to liquashia and said boo but could have not did. cooz he was deaded and ghist trapped in howse deaded whole time . larre is ur mummy and innit fam cuz innit mummy iz ur dog fam is you is me. Iz me ghist. Me is larre. Larre is ghist. You is me. You is larre. You are true author of this good at it jacksfilms fanfiction In bed u wrote in bed tuggin wee wee yay. END.