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Dan Howell Imagine

Dan Howell was your man crush Monday. Well, he was your man crush everyday, but he seemed to be extra aesthetically pleasing today.

       You were an intern at BBC1, and you had the biggest crush on the awkward radio host. It wasn't your fault you had fallen for him, how could you resist? He was charming, funny, sarcastic, and had a way of diffusing any small argument while still firmly getting his point across. And it's not like you were alone. No, the radio station was crawling with a bunch of co-ed's who'd suddenly decided they just had  to be interns here. You were here because the owner of book store you wanted to work at said that they had a nephew you worked here who had a radio show. They said they'd let you work with them, and even take over the London branch,  if you promised to help keep an eye on their nephew Phil and his friend Dan while they were in America for an expansion project. So you applied as soon as you could've and next thing you knew, you were fetching coffee for Dan and helping Phil remember his pants.

       "Alright Y/N, I need you to go in to the studio with Dan and Phil today, Molly can take over the coffee run today." You stood there speechless as Jim rushed around the studio, hurrying off before you could ask him what to do. Well, here goes nothing, you thought as you ran into the studio Dan and Phil usually occupied. Besides, I can finally spend time with Dan this way. Small talk over coffee isn't exactly my idea of romance.

You were so lost in thought that you didn't even realize you were in the room until you bumped into a hard chest, looking up to see none other than Dan Howell himself.

Dan's POV

I looked down to see Y/N had been the one to crash into me. Y/N was our intern whom I had hopelessly fallen for. It's not my fault, I mentally argued, Who could resist her? She's funny, considerate, kind, and beautiful. I was yanked out of my daydreams by Phil not-so-subtly clearing his throat, and Y/N backed away with a blush staining her cheeks.

"Right well um, Y/N we need you for our new round of Innuendo Bingo. A lot of callers have been requesting a female player and as much as I love Phil, I'm looking for someone else to get wet. Oh God I'm so sorry, that sounded so wrong didn't it." She giggled at me before walking over to the seats we had setup. "Don't worry Dan, I don't mind you getting me wet." She called over her shoulder, nearly giving me a heart attack. This girl was going to be the death of me.

"Okay Phil, since I'll be busy dribbling all over myself you're gonna have to do all of the dirty lines and control any music or commercial breaks there are. Can you handle it?" I saw Phil look at me incredulously before snorting.

"Dan I literally went to college for English and Computer Science, I think I can handle a few requests and pressing some buttons." I blushed as Y/N giggled at Phil's sass, and sat down across from her. In between us was a bin (for the water) and I wanted to be closer.  Phil looked to me and winked, before the "ON AIR" light was on and I dawned my radio personality. 

"Hello everybody! Right, I'm just gonna jump right in and say it: We're playing Innuendo Bingo! But this time, Phil's not my guest. I know I know, breaking tradition and whatnot, but we've got an amazing replacement. One of our lovely interns, Y/N Y/L/N on the scene! So, you ready to get mildly suggestive with me and the rest of the internet hobos tuned in?" Oh God, now I've really done it. Did I really just say "mildly suggestive"? Y/N giggled and sat up, opening her water bottle.

"Daniel my dear, I was born ready." She smirked at me and tipped her head back.

I'm in love.

Third POV

After the game (which ended up being the most tuned into broadcast) Dan decided to go for it. In the most Dan way of course, because he's the epitome of social awkwardness.

"Hey uhm Y/N, we should head back to mine- oh wait not like that, Phil'll be there - Oh wait NOT LIKE THAT - I mean do you want to maybe hang and not have sex or maybe later but I'm not like that I'd like to know you better - although that's a pretty good way to get to know you-" Dan was cut off by Y/N's lips on his, her standing on a stool (A/N: meeeeeee). 

"I'd love to hang and eventually have sex with you Dan."

Wow that sucked and I was supposed to put this up in like December wow I'm bad at this.

-Lynicia