Bobby flay x Paula deen

Holes.

"Fuckin stick it in my fuckin food hole!!!!" Said Bobby to himself in the shower, choking himself on a Oscar Meyer(Walmart approved) hot dog. Bobby knew he enjoyed strange things, he was a differnt person off camera. "Oh Paula, I just need your butter in my butt." Every night Bobby would choke himself and cry in his car. He also had a strange fascination with Paula deen. Sometimes he would dress up as her, stock his fridge full of butter, and lock black people in a cage in his backyard. Bobby flay prayed(to shrek) that one day he would be able to meet Paula.